The other night I was starting to make taco-ring (one of our stand-by dinners) and I pulled the crescents out of the fridge only to see that they were not reduced fat, but rather "Big and Buttery." Of course they were loaded with trans-fat. I had a dilemma: throw them away and waste food and money, or eat them and cry about my arteries. I decided to eat them. When I opened the package they smelled like a stick of butter, when it was cooking they smelled like a melting stick of butter, and when I ate it, well obviously they tasted like crescent rolls drenched in a stick of butter.
I know that grabbing the wrong thing at the store happens to everyone, but it still didn't make me feel any better.